Monday, November 27, 2006

Bah Humbug

Well the holiday season is here once again, let's all jump for joy!! Let's face it folks, Christmas and all this other holiday shit just sucks big time. It's all a big moneymaking scam. Now, i'm one of the best proponents of the "buy stuff to make you happy" lifestyle. Now for the holidays you're supposed to "buy stuff to make everyone else happy". But in the meantime, everyone is just miserable...everyone except the kids, who don't understand yet anyway.

First off, people who have unhappy, pathetic lives (like me) don't need people who have great happy lives shoving it in our faces. Yeah, we know, you're on top of the world now. Just wait, your time will come. The classic example is the guy who has a great job, tons of cash, and a hot little wife/girlfriend who just worships the toilets he shits in.
People like that LOVE the holidays so they can parade that hot little ass around at parties, get togethers, etc. Hey, look at the new BMW I got my horny little wife!! Hey, look at this gun barrel going down your throat!!

Second, if your'e just an average guy struggling in some sort of relationship, the holiday bullshit of who/where to visit just complicates things, and someone is bound to get offended. I told this girl i've been dating that I was spending Thanksgiving with my parents, and she went ballistic.
No, what I should have done was invite all of them over to my house for a big, loving get-together. Yeah, what a great idea!! Then everyone can be miserable!!

I think last Xmas eve, I spent it alone watching porn. It's the safest bet. Looks like it's another repeat this year.


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